Dear Easter bunny,
Today my mom was rather crabby-she played with me a bit but got mad when i took myself for a walk. I go the same route evey day so what the hell, i mean heck is her problem. I was even kind enough to take these mushy things she calls gloves out of her pocket and wash them in the snow for her. I was gonna even bury them for her but nooooooo.
My thoguhts for now, Issy
Well so ends another day..... I thought i was very good today but my mom yelled at me alot!! I don't know .... I was helping her by exploring my yard but the minute I started to have fun I would here her calling me.. she should rest cuz if I were to bark as much as she yells I would be "dog tired". I found some good places for my "chewed to perfect" rawhides though. Hmmm wonder if I will find 'em tomorrow? The stupid, I mean loving cats seem to make that weird spitting sound alot less when I play tag with them. There is hope for them yet.
My thoughts for now, Issy
Dear Easter Bunny,
I think I am softening my mom up with my puppy dog eyes. She gave me this stuff today that tasted really good. It was a flat square orange thing and I heard her say it was cheese. I think i like cheese. So if you would like to bring me some that would be great. I dont want to share with my stinky, i mean wonderful sister.
My thoughts for now, Issy
Dear Easter Bunny,
I am writing to you in hopes that I will get a better response from you than I did from santa! My mom and dad went on vacation and left me with the five smelly, i mean loving cats and my big sister who farts, i mean passes gas bombers, on a regular basis. This tends to make my eyes water but I will deal with it cuz she always shares the bones I steal from her.
Anyway i think that you are better than the fat boy, i mean santa claus because he didnt bring me my super sized bones i asked for. I have been very good for my first seven months of existance. I have helped my mom dig holes in her garden, prune all her plants and even help her fertilize. She doesn't appreciate my hard work at all. But I know you will!!!! I will keep you updated so you can accomidate my easter basket accordingly!!!
My thoughts for now, Issy!
